r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

558 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators

257 Upvotes

Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6


r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago Spit-take

Normal man faces 22 charges for child porn

Post image
29.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Telekinetic frog flays local man

Post image
3.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

I dunno where to start

Post image
18.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

The finish line doesn’t have an expiration date

Post image
123 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Imagine getting hit by a fucking UwU shell

Post image
65 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Ringo haircut and cow titty juice

Post image
48 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

The last of us (femboy insect version)

Post image
57 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Begone

Post image
Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

New head shot.

Post image
25 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

My gf won’t let me near her sin cave

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

New insults

Post image
125 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 40m ago

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else I present to you...

Post image
Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

In the end the pussy grabs you

Post image
18 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Pablo Escobar’s horny cocaine hippos

Post image
114 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

I don't speak nintendo.

Post image
12 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Infinitely tessellated hexagon tortilla

Post image
5.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

“Normal,” man (Charged)

Post image
11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Down with the soupriarchy!

Post image
31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Bro is driving in italics

Post image
10 Upvotes

Bro is driving in italics


r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

The mystery continues....

Post image
94 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

Post image
167 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 39m ago

Red cabbage

Post image
Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Brand new sentence

Post image
24 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Ah yes, the famous house fire poop gobbler

Post image
12 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Handsome Squidward bread

Post image
8 Upvotes