r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

1.5k Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Shut Down Oh, my sweet summer child...

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

It was certainly witty, and quick

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Spicy To go against your own interests and get a reality check.

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Meds on display

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Be like your parents

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Communist country

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

If vaccines were healthy, you could eat them, apparently.

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Historical burn

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

i stole this image

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Just stay on topic, folks

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r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

In the end the pussy grabs you

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Don’t insult our lord and savior

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

It's a grammar/dad burn.

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

I think the sea should choose the president. Would choose better then the last two.

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

This is Savage

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

I mean, they did die shortly after

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Clever diss at Lay's

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

OP gets roasted and burned

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

It has been true throughout

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

The Australian Version

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Enough said

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

The last word !

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

lol The US doesn't rule the world

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Just wanna say I did not screenshot this myself, but I figured this subreddit would be perfect for it

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Enough said

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